Post by Kämpfer on Apr 11, 2008 12:05:30 GMT -5
Note: I've noticed 110% of my subtle humor is completely misunderstood. And believe me I don't want any relationship advice from one of you. 
So I'm apparently a homeless, jobless, bum who is less desirable than 79% percent of the male population (Yeah, that's right - fuck you compare people - you're no longer my favorite facebook app
). But at least I got a great fortune cookie today "You will be spending time outdoors, in the mountains, near water." I guess they forgot to include the "because you're a horribly sadistic asshole who should be isolated from the rest of humanity." Now, before you think I'm depressed - no wait maybe I am depressed. Nahh! It's a whole lot more fun to laugh at the ironies of the world. I also have a greater love of the generally under appreciated state known as existence. Besides, if your life wasn't miserable 99.8% of the time how would you ever know what happiness actually is?
Now that I've I had my fun wtf is wrong with Marla? I mean now that Barber has an above average girlfriend her status updates make me want to slit my own wrists. I was seriously going to send he a message asking "wtf is your problem???" but then I thought that might prompt her to jump off a bridge or something. Who knows I might actually feel bad about it then.
Today, in Flight Dynamics, Bernstein was trying to make a point that even one unstable pole could lead to horrible smoldering mess on the ground. The great part was it lead to an incredibly humorous discussion of engineering ethics and how ghastly most of us really are. If I were you I wouldn't get on that plane.... Bernstein is one of the craziest professors I've ever had. When he first came in no one knew what to think, he talks and acts like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm still not sure if it's an act or not, he's incredibly smart and burns himself all the time, but then I don't know if it took years of practice or if it developed naturally. The guy is great just picture someone like Mad TV's Stewart talking about life and death and positively evil nonminimum phase zeros.
So I'm apparently a homeless, jobless, bum who is less desirable than 79% percent of the male population (Yeah, that's right - fuck you compare people - you're no longer my favorite facebook app
). But at least I got a great fortune cookie today "You will be spending time outdoors, in the mountains, near water." I guess they forgot to include the "because you're a horribly sadistic asshole who should be isolated from the rest of humanity." Now, before you think I'm depressed - no wait maybe I am depressed. Nahh! It's a whole lot more fun to laugh at the ironies of the world. I also have a greater love of the generally under appreciated state known as existence. Besides, if your life wasn't miserable 99.8% of the time how would you ever know what happiness actually is? Now that I've I had my fun wtf is wrong with Marla? I mean now that Barber has an above average girlfriend her status updates make me want to slit my own wrists. I was seriously going to send he a message asking "wtf is your problem???" but then I thought that might prompt her to jump off a bridge or something. Who knows I might actually feel bad about it then.
Today, in Flight Dynamics, Bernstein was trying to make a point that even one unstable pole could lead to horrible smoldering mess on the ground. The great part was it lead to an incredibly humorous discussion of engineering ethics and how ghastly most of us really are. If I were you I wouldn't get on that plane.... Bernstein is one of the craziest professors I've ever had. When he first came in no one knew what to think, he talks and acts like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm still not sure if it's an act or not, he's incredibly smart and burns himself all the time, but then I don't know if it took years of practice or if it developed naturally. The guy is great just picture someone like Mad TV's Stewart talking about life and death and positively evil nonminimum phase zeros.
?? That's it, I am officially spending more time on here.
